What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
12.06.2025 02:42
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
What are some sad truths about life?
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
I’m from Dublin, I am.”